Should LeBron Dunk NBA For The Work Force?

Elsa/Getty ImagesSATIRE — LeBron James' upbringing in the impoverishedneighborhoods of Akron, Ohio, is well-documented. And his triumph over adversity is admirable. But has LeBron, 25, ever really worked in his life? Before signing on to become the first billionaire athlete, Reebok New England Patriots #12 Tom Brady Realtree camo Jersey
perhaps King James should take a year sabbatical and get out and experience the jobs the hard-working serfs of his kingdom do everyday. Perhaps LeBron should become… Host of the Tonight Show Stock boy at a paint store Russian Spy Pizza delivery boy Tar ball collector Justin Bieber’s hair stylist Arizona Border Patrol agent NBA referee Tent-pitcher for a party-rental supply company Ohio Congressman Middle school social studies teacher Mall Santa Claus Tiger Woods' black-book editor Mayor of the park Coach of a youth swim Reebok New Orleans Saints #9 Drew Brees Realtree camo Jersey
team Census taker Claims clerk in Delta’s lost baggage office Sandwich artist Columnist for BleacherReport.com Manatee herder Short-order cook at a deli Zamboni driver Lawyer for Takeru Kobayashi Sports editor for a hyper-local daily newspaper Weight room security guard Upright bass player in a jazz band Unemployed just like the rest of us… *Every job I’ve ever had is on this list